toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

supamuthafuckinvillain:

oh yea i kno her 

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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dani-saur:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh my God who are you

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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howelluminati:

PLS TELL ME ABOUT UR CRUSHES ON ANON